How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
