Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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