Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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