Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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