Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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