Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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