Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i out mim tonsoeep
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