Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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