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(949): View more from California

you made cement angels. it was a great sight.

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(208): View more from Idaho

U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

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(862): View more from New Jersey

forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious

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(913): View more from Kansas

the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?

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(925): View more from California

I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning

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