How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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