i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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