a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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