he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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