gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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