He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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