lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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