I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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