Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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