Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this boner is exhausting
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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