just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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