guys are not supposed to queef...right?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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