I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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