they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I love you.
Bad choice
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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