its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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