just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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