Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry bwooten9492 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

Fav 31 30396 1602
share tweet
(352): View more from Florida

never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..

Fav 14 6896 1322
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(206): View more from Washington

I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.

Fav 1 2390 960
share tweet
(330): View more from Ohio

No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.

Fav 3 2342 1014
share tweet
(515): View more from Iowa

Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?

Fav 13 1769 690
share tweet
(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.

Fav 8 2105 728
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(985): View more from Louisiana

I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.

Fav 11 897 2307
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(978): View more from Massachusetts

I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka

Fav 1 428 309
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(208): View more from Idaho

I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.

Fav 0 66 13
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT