I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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