Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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