There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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