that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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