How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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