belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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