I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
