Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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