If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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