dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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