somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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