Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
