Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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