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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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