Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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