Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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