The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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