C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Someone signed my nipple.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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