Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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