Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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