I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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