My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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