She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Farmville is her only friend.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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