I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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