does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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