i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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