Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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