Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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